Players draft faculty members and then have regular competitions based on stats derived from RateMyProfessor, WebOfScience, and Amazon.
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Automatically dips your morning pastry of choice into your morning beverage of choice. Will also tweet about it and set up server batch processes timed to the dipping.
Takes image. Antidisendevirtualizes it. Warning: Bayesian prediction of atmospheric conditions and other safety precautions required. In North Carolina, prohibited from putting in the back of a deep wardrobe.
Chimera that can charge you at a full run while keeping its head in the sand. In that way, it's sometimes like radio talk-show hosts.
Perhaps you've embargoed your dissertation, but you still have a nagging feeling that your publishability is being sabotaged by extant copies in circulation? Using the amazing power of MS Word's Visual Basic for Applications, Embargone programs extant copies of your dissertation to self-destruct at a pre-specified time. Text will be replaced by Markov-chain generated Nora Ephron-like text (see Ephronator). Now you'll ...more »
Not sure what gang sign to flash at the next humanities conference? Semiotician X will show you the cool kids' latest moves, modeling and allowing you to practice before the Big Paper Session.